Tried and tested

We've all been there, done that! Whether we are trying to show off for a new lover or putting the spice back into a relationship, we have all done a new thing that made us go "Ooooo!"

Last weekend after a lot of wine and not enough food my friend Deirdre* (who has been married for several years) discussed her new found ‘tried and tested’ trick!

·         New Age Pearl Necklace As the name of this trick alludes to thoughts of messiness and sticky hair I was unsure as to whether I should listen to this sordid story. Yet with the blog in mind I listened intently!!! Using a pearl necklace (a beaded necklace will suffice for the less fortunate) wrap it gently around the hard cock and ‘massage’ in an up and down movement. As my friend politely pointed out “Don’t forget the head!”

I’m new to the confidence thing in the bedroom, but promising myself to try harder and for ‘research purposes’ I decided to try this trick out with FD*. Unable to sleekly and subtly slide this trick in, I embarrassingly had to suggest it and nervously laugh my way to my Primarni pearls. I know what you’re thinking “Sexy.... NOT” Whilst wrapping the pearls I hesitated for fear of trapping vital pubic hair, at that very moment he also spoke of his same thoughts! As you can imagine this ‘trick’ did NOT work and resulted in my embarrassment and slimy pearls.

Had I been confident and felt like Rhianna in one of her infamous videos would this trick have gone well? Would he seen me as an incredible sex bomb that must be ravished at every opportunity? Which begs the other questions, does he now think I’m a pathetic loser who can’t pull off sexy tricks or a girl that tries hard and has a laugh, whatever the sticky outcome?

I am trying my hardest not to care of his thoughts about me, but see this as an opportunity to find the Rhianna within. I resolve here and now to try something new every week (or when the opportunity for cock comes along), and also push my friends to get involved.

Although some of them need little encouragement!

*All names have been changed to ensure minimum embarrassment for those involved and to encourage more storytelling!