Funky Spunk

As Samantha pulls her head away from the crotch of a man, you cant help but notice the disgusted look on her. Seconds later, at lunch Sam announces "I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk!" Words that had recently become true for me. I was shocked as this wasn't the first blow with this man and once the joy juice is in there, there ain't not going back! Now the smell of damp tea towels make my mouth feel full and my gag reflex twitch :O


A hint and tip I read once was 'Never put a soft cock in your mouth.' I wondered if this is for safety reasons, in case a man grew to shocking lengths mid blow and became a chocking hazard? However, as I found some time later, it was not for this reason, it was due to just not being nice.

If memory serves me right my first blow job was drunken, fumbling and not great for either of us. However, as Samantha points out later in the episode with the right man Blow Jobs can be fantastic. I believe they are all about confidence, control and and knowing that you have the power to bring a man to his knees. Over the years, research and training has taught me a few tricks and treats, which have earned the title 'Best Blow Job'. Hints and tips have been the topic of many a conversation during cocktails and sleepovers with the girls. Tea bagging, head movements, hand movements and the ever so messy, ever so sticky SPUNK!
As differing as the texture is from man to man, a woman's view of it soooo different. I've always been under the impression that in an effort to be polite you should swallow and if you time it right it can gone in an instant. Also, where else would you put it? Not on my luxury Egyptian cotton bed clothes.

My one friend cannot stand the taste, to the point where she can't eat mushrooms as the similarity knocks her sick. Having only been with one man it has been pointed out to her that not all 'joy juice' tastes bad. Yet she makes up for it, by letting him come on anywhere on her. Messy!

Whilst discussing the topic with males friends I asked the question "Ever you ever tasted your jizz?" Most gave disgusted looks with the typical answer of "No way, that's disgusting!" Yet, one drunken man piped up "Yeah, I have. I came on my girlfriends face; and then kissed her like gent!" A contradiction me thinks.