An Education!

My, my, this evening has been an education. On my lovely bank holiday Monday evening as I sip my hot tea and enjoy my delicious homemade cottage pie; my flatmate Terrance* decides to bring up the subject of cock. Now, we all know I’m no prude and have been known to love cocks (pun intended), but this subject was not expected.

Having known several, intimately, over the years I thought I had a good understanding of them. I have been blessed with good sized penis’s and gloat to friends that I have never encountered wonky shafts, bulging bell ends or funky spunk. The only oddity encountered was Jeremy’s best friends infamous, mismatching balls, which he encouraged me to inspect whilst waiting to order at the bar. So infamous were these testicles, they heralded their own MySpace page and were compared to everyday objects such as potatoes. I politely declined and to this day feel glad of my drunken decision.

However, after an in depth discussion involving spunk, girth and length it was proven my ‘catalogue of cock’ was small and “Disappointing for a wanna be sex ed teacher”. So off on to the internet I went ‘all in the name of research’ of course. Under Terrance’s guidance I was directed to ratemycock.com and it was all I needed to update my knowledge and my, my, what an education it was.

The penis’s varied so much and what I perceived to be large (under a mans insistence) was comparably small and petite. Some are HUGE, some small yet perfectly formed. Some bend to the left, some end to the right. Balls hang low, to the side and can be tight beneath the shaft, but each, like their owners had personality and a certain beauty. It was funny how the men held them in the photographs, proud like trophies they had won or swords they wielded in majestic fights. They were so proud of their gift they yielded between their legs. Men’s usernames added to their momentous occassion such ‘2Big4U’, ‘Meat’ and ‘BigBoldBob’.

I had no want or desire to rate the penis’s and looked upon them as if they were displayed in museum and ‘Um’ed’ and ‘Ahh’ed’ over them like great works of art. Each had points of intrigue and said something about the men attached.

 My education is no over for the night yet I have learnt something profound and feel I should share it with the world

‘Never judge a cock by its cover; they might have a great penis in between their legs!’