Nutella, MMmmmm! I love the stuff on toast, pancakes, off the spoon and on cocks! Well, not all cocks, but definitely off the Ex's.
Although it has the look of something that you should definitely NOT lick off (or have anywhere near) any body part, let alone a penis, it tastes good and is fun in the bedroom.
On one particular occasion the Ex and I had an afternoon session in the living room whilst my flat mate (let’s call her Jenny) was out at university. The chocolate spread and other less messy food stuffs were involved and fun times were had by us both.
The evening came, he went off to work, my friend came over and the flat mate returned from a hard day studying. I cooked a delicious dinner and we relaxed watching Quiz Call until the early hours.
After perhaps too much wine I suddenly realised the chocolate spread was still out on the coffee table and to my amusement (should be horror, but it was too funny) my friend had reached across and started to eat the spread straight out of the tub, with her fingers. Without a second thought Jenny* also dove into the tub!!!
I would like to say that in hindsight I would have acted differently, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t! Ha ha
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Without breaking a smile or a look of horror, I casually looked across at the pair (now with it all over their fingers and around their lips) and said “I dipped that jar on Jeremy’s* cock today.”
The look on their face was one I will cherish forever and hope in my old age will never forget.
haha reading this definitley brightened up my night! x
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